Part 1 Part2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
When last we left our story, the Morgan compound was surrounded. Rev. Linda Morgan-Clement had just escalated tensions by spritzing a shook can of coke out the window. Her giggling could be heard echoing across the courtyard.
Chief International Negotiator (CIN) Jeff Lantis has just arrived. Several female
reporters sighed as he took off his Italian suit, loosened his silk tie, and
rolled up his freshly starched white sleeves. They proceeded to swoon when they
noticed that he actually folded his jacket up neatly and placed it onto a portable
chair that he pulled out of his briefcase and snapped into shape. He was only
mildly annoyed when they rushed past him and began stroking the fine material
of his Italian jacket exclaiming "I have never seen a man do that before
- he actually folded his jacket properly! Ohh his wife is so lucky!"
At that moment, dust could be seen rising up from the Morgan compound. The Minister
of Outrageous Action (MOA) was tired of waiting and had sprung into action.
He was standing on top of one of the VWs riding it like a mad urban surfer-dude
flashing bizarre hand signals that only Californians can understand. His fleet
of brightly colored VWs were following him, fishtailing around the building,
kicking small stones into the Morgan Compound like miniature missiles. Headless
bodies could be seen clumsily lurching out of harm's way. MOA Jeff Roche seemed
to have seized the moment and would have no more of these upstarts. Adding to
the general chaos was Head Counselor Mike Malmon-Berg, who was darting amongst
the cars twirling a large bat over his head and asking if anyone in the compound
needed counseling.
Suddenly head rabble rouser and headless body sympathizer, Bill Morgan, could
be seen on the roof top waving a covered dish and shouting "This has been
in my refrigerator since the Clinton administration! It's loaded and I'm not
afraid to use it!".
CIN Jeff Lantis could be heard to gasp, "My God, they've got a weapon of
mass disgust!"
To be continued......
Part 1 Part2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
webmaster dfraga@acs.wooster.edu