christine orthmeyer , class of 2008

Christine, commonly referred to as "Xtine", was actually found wandering the northwoods of Minnesota at the age of 6. Although not typical to the Ohio area, she's been residing here for the past three years, still becoming acclimated to collegiate social interactions. Her involvement in Don't Throw Shoes was purely coincidental as the group was looking for a chick to typecast as the ditzy blonde, and happened to be strolling by during auditions. Xtine agreed to play the dumb blonde, but is still confused as to what her role entails.