ryan schwartz, class of 2010

Born in the wilds of Texas, Ryan Schwartz soon found a safe haven in the pretentious public school system of Princeton, New Jersey. Coddled by forgiving parents, Ryan began an exploration into comedy at a young age in some amateurish and entirely forgettable ways. Worried that his Economics major will turn him into an even greedier and whiter male, Ryan is thrilled to counteract these affects by working with the other members of Don’t Throw Shoes.